Knowledge is power.

Thanks to an Amazon rebate I got from Cox, I will soon be the proud owner of:

Because, you know, my to-do list wasn't long enough already. Now I will have all the knowledge I need to tackle the miscellaneous, small things that bother me about my house, like the cracked hallway ceiling and the dirty grout that holds my beautiful vintage bathroom tile together. If I get really adventurous, I could even attempt becoming an amateur electrician and upgrading the outlets in my house to GFCIs.

I should probably also get this one:

But eh. One ADD scatter-brained list at a time.