8.13.2007

RIP Mitch Hedberg.

"I went to the Home Depot the other day, which was unnecessary... I need to go to the Apartment Depot, which is just a big warehouse with people standing around saying 'Hey, we ain't gotta fix shit!'"
- Mitch

I just got back from returning something at the Home Depot. The lady at the return counter said, "Let me guess, it was for an apartment?"

What, you mean I don't have home-owner written on my forehead? Damnit.

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